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Re: fesdtive books

** Reply to message from "morris krok"  on Fri, 24 Dec
2004 17:59:19 +0200


> Accomodating Brocolli in the Cemetary (or why can't anybody Spell) written by
> Vivian Cook. Published by Profile Books London.

Ah yes. A panda walked into a cafe. He ordered a sandwich, ate it, then pulled
out a gun and shot the waiter. 'Why?' groaned the injured man. The panda
shrugged, tossed him a badly punctuated wildlife manual and walked out. And
sure enough, when the waiter consulted the book, he found an explanation.
'Panda,' ran the entry for his assailant. 'Large black and white mammal native
to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'

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Robert Holmgren
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