OT: Installing a husband

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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall
system performance ? particularly in the flower and jewelry applications which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 deleted other programs, such as Romance 9.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, NCAA Football and Basketball 4.0, Fly Fishing 7.5, Golf Clubs
7.1, NASCAR 500, and Texas Hold 'Em 2007.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating
System. Please enter the command 'I Thought You Loved Me.exec' and try to download Tears 6.2. Don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

As a final backup program, you might try Bun-In-The-Oven (BITO) as a long-term solution. Keep in
mind that BITO comes in versions 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, etc. and requires you to sign a 9-month installation
agreement, followed by an 18-month maintenance contract. You should make sure your Husband 1.0
operating system is compatible with the BITO version before you install this program.

Warning: overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 or
even crash, leaving you with no operating system.

Whatever you do, do NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0. This runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources.

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and
will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but has limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Food 4.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support