Cats

[BOB BRODY]

I have dogs, or vice versa. (I say vice versa because they don't like
to start their day without some English muffins and a little cheese
melted on top. It has to be melted lest I insult them by just putting
it on top and recieve a certain look back, "Ay?!"). A mixed and an
Irish Setter. (The Irish Setter, I'm convinced, is an amphetamine with
long hair. The dog just never stops moving and jumping all over the
place.)

So I guess two dogs makes me twice as much like normal people than cat
owners?? (I find people who have a dog, a cat, and a bird, very curious
people.)