Windoze 95 GIVES YOU CANCER

["R Tennenbaum"]

Well, PMJI, but according to a friend of mine who doesn't use any
products from MS, but once watched a neighbor of his use a Word macro
that contained a virus which destroyed his computer and burned down
his house, leukemia and gall bladder cancer rates are higher for
users of products from the Evil Empire. But don't worry -- he heard
that there's a PIF file that will take inches off your waistline and
I believe every word of it.

Meanwhile, OS/2 is the power and the glory, and will someday rule the
universe if it in fact doesn't secretly already.

GO OS/2! Rah! Rah! Rah!

Brought to you by Rafe Tennenbaum and IBM, one of which is a
trademark of the International Business Machines Corporation, a/k/a
The Wannabe Company That Virtually Destroyed Xywrite as we Knew and
Loved it -- and the other which really really wants to be.

(dedicated to Annie ....

with a x and a ; )